:( wtf dude... none of the pics work... =_=

I LOVE tm2

My name is Calypso. Exactly one year ago on Christmas Eve, my Twisted Metal contest destroyed the City of Angels. Down below life has come to a hault, as survivors struggled to stay alive.
Man: Calypso! Calypso what have you done?! What have you done?!
  All the city awashed in flames, nothing left to destroy. My face of dilemma, where will this years Twisted Metal contest take place? fourteen of the worlds best drivers have already been chosen, ready to battle to the death in the hopes of becoming the victor and to claim whatever prize their brave hearts desire. but where will the contest be held? Ah. The world will be my battleground. Paris, Hong Kong, Even Antarctica! There will be no safe zones this year, no places to hide. In the next twenty-four hours, the entire world will know my name. They will see my beautiful work of art first hand. No one will be safe, I promise you that. Good luck driver, and Welcome to Twisted Metal.