Awooga! (definition: n/v*1: The act of awooga-ing. 2: An awooga. 3: See "Booyaka!")

Heeeeey my McNuggets! Marie here again, after a lengthy absence away from you all. Sorry I've been gone so long but I ... I was on a quest to find a pot of gold that some vampires had stolen from some leprechauns and, if I retrieved it for them, they said I could take my pick of the beautiful maidens they had swimming around in their ... fish tank.

Yeah ... that's a fib. But the honest answer involved teaching an eighteen-year-old boy how to wet a diaper and that just makes me sound odd. As fun of a place as this is, full of great people, babies and non-babies, I don't think there are many diaper-wetting tutors. ^_^ Yeeeeeah, I'm one of a kind. That makes me feel special ...

Have you ever had to make up an excuse about why you weren't where you should've been at some point? Did it suck? And have you ever heard an excuse that made you think "aw, you are SUCH a liar! Keira Knightley did NOT change your diaper last night!"? If I ever heard an excuse like that, I think I'd be mad but be waaaaay too much of a coward to bring it up with the person. Besides, I'd probably be way too busy fantasising about having my diaper changed by Keira Knightley. How awesome would that be?

Say, that's a*good topic ... which celebrity would you like to treat you like*a baby? Or which celebrity would YOU like to treat like a baby? I know not everyone here is "into that" so, for all of you who are happy to just be girly-girls, who would you like to dress up with for a night out? Do you think you'd like Naomi Campbell to do your makeup or Jennifer Aniston to pick out a pair of shoes for you? ^_^

I think I'd prefer to just stay home and play videogames than do that, actually. What's Jennifer Aniston got that my best friend Ben hasn't? And please don't say "boobs" . . .

Love you all!
~ Marie McCabe!

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