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Published On: 11/14/2009 06:28 PM
Awooga! (It's finally back too!)
Heeeeey everyone. I'm finally back here at SK, since the Sissy Space thingy has been fixed. Forever. Never to break again. Until it breaks, anyway ...
I know I've been gone a long time. Over a month. I missed you all. Sorry I didn't find some other way to talk to you. What's that? The forum, you say? Hmm ... I'm not really a "forum" person. I'm more of a "give people updates, then disappear for a week" kind of person. It seems to suit everyone pretty well. Well, nobody's said anything about it yet ...
*shifty eyes*
So, what's been happening with Marie? Would it totally unbelievable if I said "nothing"? I guess I've had lots of fun but there's no progress on the Marie/Sarah/Sam front and the Ben/Jessie front is just as progress-less. Hmm ... oh, I got a digital camera! That's something, right?
... And no, I refuse to show any pictures of myself on the grounds that I'm ... a fraidy-cat. So there! ^_^ Besides, this is the internet. And pictures + internet = misfortune.
Anyway, if you're still reading my blog, thank you sooooo much. It's nice that my McNuggets are so sweet as to stick around to read the garbage I post. I appreciate it. I really should've come up with a question to ask you guys in my time off but I didn't. Really enjoyed your answers to the last blog though. Jessica Alba and Zooey Deschanel? Gooooooooood choices. ^_^
Love you guys.
~ Marie McCabe!
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Published On: 10/05/2009 01:33 PM
Awooga! (definition: n/v*1: The act of awooga-ing. 2: An awooga. 3: See "Booyaka!")
Heeeeey my McNuggets! Marie here again, after a lengthy absence away from you all. Sorry I've been gone so long but I ... I was on a quest to find a pot of gold that some vampires had stolen from some leprechauns and, if I retrieved it for them, they said I could take my pick of the beautiful maidens they had swimming around in their ... fish tank.
Yeah ... that's a fib. But the honest answer involved teaching an eighteen-year-old boy how to wet a diaper and that just makes me sound odd. As fun of a place as this is, full of great people, babies and non-babies, I don't think there are many diaper-wetting tutors. ^_^ Yeeeeeah, I'm one of a kind. That makes me feel special ...
Have you ever had to make up an excuse about why you weren't where you should've been at some point? Did it suck? And have you ever heard an excuse that made you think "aw, you are SUCH a liar! Keira Knightley did NOT change your diaper last night!"? If I ever heard an excuse like that, I think I'd be mad but be waaaaay too much of a coward to bring it up with the person. Besides, I'd probably be way too busy fantasising about having my diaper changed by Keira Knightley. How awesome would that be?
Say, that's a*good topic ... which celebrity would you like to treat you like*a baby? Or which celebrity would YOU like to treat like a baby? I know not everyone here is "into that" so, for all of you who are happy to just be girly-girls, who would you like to dress up with for a night out? Do you think you'd like Naomi Campbell to do your makeup or Jennifer Aniston to pick out a pair of shoes for you? ^_^
I think I'd prefer to just stay home and play videogames than do that, actually. What's Jennifer Aniston got that my best friend Ben hasn't? And please don't say "boobs" . . .
Love you all!
~ Marie McCabe!
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Published On: 09/18/2009 07:28 PM
Awooga! ([big yawn])
Hey McNuggets, what's up? Sorry I haven't made a blog in a while. It's been kinda slow here and my chronic laziness hasn't helped. My dad used to say that I'm like a sloth with pigtails. Do sloths wear diapers?
As you might be able to tell, I'm in the mood to talk about animals. Animals of all shapes and sizes (as long as they're not spider-shaped). I used to have a goldfish called Fido when I was little and he was sooooo cool. He used to swim around his bowl, eat his food cutely, dance the Bolero when nobody was looking ... he was so talented.
(I've just thought of a joke! He was so talented, he won the Nobowl Prize! Okay, I'll shut up now.)
I've always liked bunnies and I wanted one of them when I was little but my dad wouldn't buy one for me. He thought I'd get really sad when it finally died. I love my dad (<3) but ... duh! I know I'd be sad if I had a pet bunny and it died but that shouldn't be a reason why I shouldn't have had one, right? ... Um ... right? Maybe dad knew best. I know he wouldn't want me to be sad. That'd be hard for him to watch. Must be hard to be a dad.
That was a whisker away from being a poem.
I know I've talked about pets more than animals here but I really like the Ring-Tailed Lemur and Scarlet Macaw. There should seriously be a sitcom about those two animals sharing an enclosure at a zoo. Total odd-couple humour.
What about you guys? Any favourite animals? Come on, what about you furries? I know about you, no hiding from Marie! <3
Anyway, see ya laterz ma McNuggetz ... there's my lame attempt at being "gangsta" again. I think I'm getting better.
Love ya!
~ Marie McCabe!
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Published On: 09/06/2009 05:55 PM
Awooga! (It's back! And it hopes you enjoyed the postcard it sent.)
Heeeeey all my cute little McNuggets. Diapers dry? Hope so.
I'm back at home now (back at Ben's house, anyway) and I'm going to be here for a while. That doesn't mean more bloggy goodness though, so ... sorry! Just thought I'd mention it. Grace University tends to let you play with rattles and dollies than computers but, guess what? I'm the same way. So all my time at Ben's house will be spent doing pretty much the same thing. ^_^
Hey, do you guys ever do that thing where you walk through a door and the sleeve of your jacket gets caught on the handle and pulls you back? That's annoying, right? Do you ever feel more stupid than when that happens? Except for when you bite the inside of your own mouth. That pretty much makes me want to sit in the corner with a dunce cap on my head.
Person: "Hey Marie, whatcha wearing that for?"
Me: "I bit the inside of my mouth."
Person: "Ohh, okay. I understand. Dunce-girl."
And so on. ^_^ By the way, isn't Dunce-girl a really good name for a really bad sidekick for a superhero? It could be used affectionately, like for when Dunce-girl finally proves herself to all the really good superheroes and they let her finally choose a nice codename, she could say "nah, I already got one ... I'm Dunce-girl!"
Shame that that codename is already taken. By me. And I'd suck as a superhero.
Anyways, sign-off time. Hoped you enjoyed this one, o-reader-of-blogs! Love ya, as always! <3 You're the best.
~ Marie McCabe!
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Published On: 09/02/2009 06:18 PM
["Awooga" is on vacation right now. It is currently enjoying the fine weather of the Bahamas.]
Hey all. Marie again. Sorry it's been so long since my last blog, you guys, but I've been really busy with ... teaching Ben how to suck his thumb? Okay, so maybe I haven't been THAT busy but school has been rowdy for the last week, so I guess that's as good an excuse as any. Did I say "excuse"? I meant "reason". ^_^
Anyway, I basically just wanted to apologise for being an absentee mommy this past week or so (something I know about all too well, believe me). But let's focus on the here and now, this Mlog stuff.
Is there anything that you guys wish you could do but can't? Like, Jessie is reeeeeally good at drawing and I sometimes wish I was too, so I could draw lots of awesome pictures for Ben and Sarah and my dad and stuff. When I was little, I thought about learning to play an instrument but I wasn't able to because of my . . . um, compulsive laziness. So that's something I'd quite like to do too. It'd be fun to play "Rock-A-Bye-Baby" on the piano for Ben when he falls asleep or something. ^_^
So what am I good at? I rock at video games. I'm a pretty good singer too, sometimes. Oh, yeah, and I kick everyone's butt when it comes to being socially awkward. I turned social awkwardness into an art form, boys and girls! You know that shy "um ..." thing, followed by a look at the wall? I invented that!
So, class assignment (ooh, look at me, getting all teacher-y)! I want you to tell me, Marie McCabe, the stuff that you're good and bad at. And yes, it can be stuff like "I'm good at finding sissy clothes in my size at half price" or "I'm really good at wetting myself at the exact moment my camera takes a picture of me". I realise this is SissyKiss. ^_^
Anyway, byeeeee my McNuggets! Yeah, betcha thought I'd forgot about that, didn't you? Nu-uh. Talk to you soon. Love ya. <3
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