PG 13 HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!!!!1 by Remmy

[Sarah Candy Lee]

Not written by me i found this on the abdlstoryforum and I found it hilarious :P hope you enjoy




HAY GUYZ DIS IZ MAI STOIRE I HPE U LIK IT!!!!!!1
by Remmy

Once upon a time, when the general rules of human physiology and logic were too drunk
to do their jobs, a girl named Mandy woke up in her bed. Mandy was a beautiful girl who had
beautiful hair and beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile that was very beautiful. She was also
very small for her age, which people thought was cute even though her small size was propably
caused by some horrific, incurable disease. She was also a girl, which meant she had BIG
HONKING BOOBS and a VAGINA!!!!1 Every day when she woke up she would put on a top hat and
dance and dance and dance, becuase she was named Mandy and that's what Mandies do. Today was
different, though because she realized that sometime during the night before, SHE'D WET THE BED!
"OH NO! I HAVE WET THE BED!" Screamed Mandy. Suddenly, the door exploded and
Mandy's mommy walked in with a rocket launcher.
"AH HA! My parental radar was correct! You've been a bad, naughty, SEXY little
girl, Mandy! Now, bend over so I can SPANK YOU!" She said. She then took Mandy by the wrist and
spanked her ass with the severed head of Bill Cosby.
"If you decide to act like a baby, you'll BE A BABY! You're going to wear DIAPERS
little Ms. PeePee McPee!"
"OH NO!" Mandy exclaimed. She cried becuase diapers were embarassing and bad for
the environment. Mandy's Mommy then put her into her diapers, a process described in plodding,
unreasonably precise detail.
"Now that you are wearing diapers, it's time for your BA BA!" Mandy's mommy then
took a bottle and aimed the nipple for her daughter's mouth, but somehow missed and shoved it
up her ass.
"Why are you doing this?" Mandy cried, tears welling in her eyes. "Becuase I
HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!" Screamed Mandy's Mommy maniacally.
A knock then echoed from the door, and LO! There was Cindy, one of Mandy's
classmates who was also a girl with BIG HONKING BOOBS (Vagina status unknown)!!!1
"Oh, what a surprise! It is cindy! Mandy's babysitter!" Mandy then gasped,
becuase this was a shocking plot developement. "But how could you have hired a baby sitter
if you'd only started babying me just this morning?" Mandy queried.
"Oh, that's simple! I just AAAAAAAAAAUGH!" That was the last thing Mandy's Mommy
said, becuase she was thereafter carried out through the window by millions of baby Pterydactyls.
"Hello Mandy, I'm your babysitter!" Cindy said. "Hi, I'm Mandy." There was an
awkward silence, and then a loud "BOOM" as Mandy's diaper exploded with ****.
"Looks like someone needs a diaper change!" Cindy, giggled. Mandy giggled too,
and then they both had sex. While they were there on the Kitchen table, naked, nude, and
otherwise unclothed, Mandy said "You know what? I think I like diapers and being a baby. From
now on, I think i'll wear them forever and ever and ev- WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
And then the world exploded.

The End.

Comments are welcome, UNLESS THEY ARE COMMENTS CONSTRUCTIVELY CRITICIZING MY STORY, BECUASE
MY STORY IS TOO AWESOME TO NEED ANY IMPROVEMENT AND ANYTHING YOU SAY IS JUST STUPID AND
HURTFUL!!!!11 IF YOU CRITICIZE MY STORY I WILL TAKE MY STORY OFF THE BOARD BECAUSE THIS BOARD
IS OBVIOUSLY HERE FOR PEOPLE TO EJACULATE THEIR PRAISE ALL OVER ME WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING
ANYTHING CONSTRUCTIVE ABOUT IT EVEN THOUGH THE RULES CLEARLY STATE OTHERWISE!!!!!!!!1111one.

The moral of this story? Please stop recycling the same plot while ever subtly changing the
title and the name of the main character. Thank you.

[bunnyducklover]

Hi,

I realize this is kind of funny since that can be the basic plot of ALOT of stories. But most people (I imagine) write about the things that turn them on.

It could be generalized that since you are pulling this from an AB/DL board the topics of: Spanking, Forced Diapering, babysitting, sex, "using" diapers for their intended purpose, et cetera would be typical topics and since most people do not read every single story in their fetish before attempting to write one there is bound to be a lot of using the same plot with minor differences. In many cases the same ideas appeal and are used by many people.

I'm sorry if I "sucked" the fun out of that, but I had to say it.

It was funny though.

:)

[Sarah Candy Lee]

Hi,

But most people (I imagine) write about the things that turn them on.


:)

Im not to original author of it anyway im just reposting it cause i though it was funny and had a point.

I think that point still stands yes people write about things that turn them on or excite them but that doesn't mean is has to be bad maybe im being to fussy for the Internet but it just seems that there only 4 or 5 main plots over these days on sissy or ab stories. Not that im expecting people to be as inventive as a real author, but storytime just feels its about everyone short self fantasy than stories these days

[KitaSparkles]

Remmy wrote this for a story forum I administrate some years ago. At the time we were getting a lot of people who typed out something with one hand (if you get what I mean) and then posted it and called it a story. It was so bad that we had a long discussion on whether or not we should have a board called "How NOT to write a story" and relegate crap like that to such a board.

The difference in our forum from others is that we have always encouraged critique. It was a main component from the beginning and we were the first (and might still be the only???) forum that did that.

Remmy wrote this as a parody at that time. It was quite hilarious, though I think Diaper Story Hell (a parody of the parody Mystery Science Theater 3000) is a masterpiece 10 times better.

Helps if you know the history of the piece. :-)

[Loli-Misty]

I haven't laughed that hard in a looooong time! Lol :) Thank you

I love you Sarah!

[SissyDesiree]

This was a very amusingly bizarre story. What did they put in Remmy's baby bottle???

The moral of this story? Please stop recycling the same plot while ever subtly changing the
title and the name of the main character. Thank you.

It has been said many times in various places that there are only five basic plots. Or seven. Or some other small number. It's what you do with the plot that makes it a good story or not.

Women's romances seem to all have the same basic plot, yet Tracy Anne Warren is fun to read because you can really like and identify with the main character.

There are countless fantasy stories about some evil sorcerer threatening to conquer the world and a small band of good guys who have to find a way to stop him. But The Hour of the Dragon (Conan), The Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter don't seem like duplicates of each other. We can enjoy all three as separate, distinct stories.

On Sissy Kiss there are a lot of stories about people who are forced into diapers, spanked, humiliated, and treated like babies. I have made my own attempts at stories like this. Each story has its own characters and its own setting; they are not simple copies of each other. And while I don't claim that these are all great works of fiction -- mine certainly aren't! -- I can enjoy them all as fun, exciting fantasies.

This is something I found that I hope will help me in my attempts at writing. Perhaps other sissies might find it helpful:

http://lmmartin.hubpages.com/hub/Goo...-for-beginners

There are other pages like this as well, of course.

- Sissy Desiree