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Ranma: YOU OLD HAG I NOT GOING TO MARRY SHAMPOO
Cologne: -stops- okay son-in-law but then the next time you turn into a girl you won't be able to get back to normal in less
you marry shampoo
Ranma: what are you going to use Full Body Cats Tongue?
Cologne: no son-in-law *starts chanting a spell* it's done
Ranma: whatever -walks way- what if she was right? I'll just be careful
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Ranma: POPS
Genma: what boy?
Ranma: what do I do Cologne said she put a spell on me and if I turn into a girl I won't be able to turn back to a guy
but what if my mother comes?
Genma: son I can't help you it's a thing you will have to face by yourself I wish you luck
Ranma: THANKS for nothing pops *throws his drink at Genma*
Genma:*turns into a panda*
Ranma:*walks into his room* what do I do
Akane:*knocks* may I come in?
Ranma: why not
Akane:*walks in* Do you have something on your mind Ranma?
Ranma: oh it's nothing
P-chan:*walks in and jumps on akane lap* oink
Akane: oh P-chan *hugs p-chan*
Ranma:*looks mad* I going to take a bath
Akane: are you really jealous of a little piglet
Ranma: YOU ARE SO UNCUTE
Akane: whatever *walks out with p-chan*
Ranma: only if she knew *goes to the bathroom and sighs*
P-chan: *runs in and jumps in the hot water turning into a man*
Ranma: RYOGA *looks mad*
Ryoga: is it true?
Ranma: what do you mean
Ryoga: if you turn into a girl you won't turn back
Ranma: I don't know
Ryoga: lets see *hits ranma with cold water ryoga turns into a pig agian*
Ranko: *turns into a girl* RYOGA I AM GOING TO KILL YOU *starts casing him*
P-chan:*runs to akane* oink oink
Akane: RANMA ARE YOU PICKING ON P-CHAN AGAIN!
Ranko: *starts panting* he started it
Akane: *hits him* his a little pig stop picking on him
Ranko: YOU LOVE THAT PIG MORE THEN ME AND I AM YOUR FIANCE! *runs into her run and gets dress*
Akana: ranma.....
Ranko:*runs out of the house*
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Owner: hello young lady
Ranko: I am no lady
Owner: i have a think that would be great for you *leaves and comes back with a watch*
Ranko: *looks at him* it's a watch....
Owner: not any watch it magical
Ranko: and you are a wacko
Owner: it's free
Ranko: really *looks very cute*
Owner: for a cutie like you yea *gives you the watch to ranko*
Ranko: THANKS -puts it on-
Owner: have a nice day
Ranko: you too *leaves and starts to walk back to the house*
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Ranko: I AM BACK
Kasumi: *walks out of the kitchen* welcome home ranma that's a pretty watch
Ranko: thanks kasumi is dinner almost done?
Kasumi: Yes I was just going to take it out to everyone
Ranko: I can help kasumi
Kasumi: it's fine go wait with ever one
Ranko: okay *walks to the living room were Akane with P-chan, Genma, Nabiki, and Soun was waiting too*
Akane: Ranma we need to talk
Ranko: about what?
Akane: what you said
Ranko: what I didn't say anything
Akane: YES YOU DID!
Ranko: NO I DIDN'T we don't need to talk about it
Akane: fine!
Genma: *hits ranma at the back of the head* stop being mean to Akane
Ranko: leave me alone old man
Kasumi:-walks in with the food- the food is done
Everyone but kasumi and ranko: LETS EAT *everyone but ranko starts eating*
Nabiki: if you are not eating your Rice balls can i have them
Ranko: whatever *hands nabiki her rice balls*
Nabiki: thanks
Genma: can I have your pickles
Ranko: fine *gives the pickles to genma*
Genma: thank you
Akane: can p-ch *gets out off*
Ranko: EVERYONE CAN HAVE WHAT THEY WANT! *goes on the roof*
Kasumi: is something wrong with ranma?
Genma: *still eating* i don't know
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Ranko: *sighs then sees his mother* oh no
Nodoka:*sees ranko* RANKO HI COME HERE
Ranko: *jumps down and walks to his mother* yes
Nodoka: how are you
Ranko:*pretends to be happy* i happy and you
Nodoka: i am fine why are you all ways in boy clothes?
Ranko: no reason
Nodoka: have you seen ranma?
Ranko: sorry i haven't
Nodoka: okay *walks away*
Ranko:*sighs and walks inside*
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Akane: i wonder if ranma is okay?
P-chan: oink
Genma: the boy is fine
Kasumi: i bet he is okay Akane
Nabiki: yea what kasumi said
Akane: maybe i should check on him
everyone hears the door open and close
Nabiki: that's him i bet
Kasumi: i think so to Akane go see
Akane: okay *walks out*
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Akane: *looks at Ranko* IT'S RANMA
Ranko: were is your boyfriend
Akane: who?
Ranko:*faceplam* P-chan
Akane: HIS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! *hits ranko in the face*
Genma:*hits ranko too* boy be nice
Ranko: whatever *runs into her room and falls asleep and a bright light flashed and ranko was gone*
(end of chapter 1)
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-at tohru's (from fruit basket) house-
Tohru: *a bright light shine by Tohru the light formed a girl then stop shining. On Tohru's lap Laid a innocent looking red
hair girl* where where did she home from?
Ranko: *slowly starts to wake up* UUkyou?
Tohru: No i am Tohru
Ranko: *jumps up* where am I?!?!??!?!?!?!
Tohru: at my house
Ranko: WHO ARE YOU HOW DID I GET HERE!?!?!?
Tohru: like I said I am tohru and I could ask the same thing a bright light shine then you where here
Ranko: PLEASE don't say you are another fiancee
Tohru: Fiancee *blushes* we just meet...we to young sorry...I don't know you....YOUR GIRL!
Kyo: *walks in* TOHRU WHO IS THAT!?! -points to ranko-
Ranko: i am *thinks i should use my girl name* i am ranko *smiles*
Tohru: nice to meet you
Kyo: where did she COME FROM!?!?!?! *walks closer but trips and falls in ranko's arms and kyo turns into a cat*
Ranko: *jumps on tohru* c-c-c-c-cat (for people who didn't watch the show before Ranma/Ranko is afraid of cats because of
cat foo)
Tohru: it's it's not what it looks like
Ranko: save me *still on tohru*
Kyo: what is wrong with her?
Ranko: OH MY GOD THE CAT TALKED
Tohru: no no no yea
Ranko: i will get the hot water
Kyo: why?
Ranko:*gets hot water and spashs kyo*
Kyo: YEOW thats hot
Ranko: why can you talk shampoo can't I KNOW
Tohru:*watches*
Ranko: *gets freezing cold water and spashs kyo*
Kyo: YEOW that's cold
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-10 minutes later-
Ranko: now that the voices in my head told me to stop pouring water on you
Kyo: *back to a human* Tohru your friend is a wacko
Tohru: shes not my friend
Ranko: 0.0 i was joking *thinks the old guy who own the magic store maybe he wasn't wacko*
Kyo: WHY DID YOU POUR WATER ON ME!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Ranko: it normal turns me back to normal
Tohru: OOOHHH what are you
Ranko: sooo you guys are cursed from the cursed springs of jusenkyo (if you people haven't watch the show if you fall
in a spring you turn into something whenever you come in contact with cold water)
Tohru: ju-sen-kyo?
Kyo: no?
Ranko: WHAT then how else is that guy over there -points to kyo- able to turn into a cat
Kyo: i was born that way everyone in Sohma family turn into animal's when hugged by the other sex
Ranko: must suck to be you
Tohru: RANKO!!
Ranko: i am sorry
Kyo: now what is jusenkyo?
Ranko: you won't beilive me
Kyo and Tohru: try us
Ranko: I am a guy.....
Kyo and Tohru: WHAAAAAATTTT
Ranko: yes i was thrown by my father into a spring called Nyanniichuan spring of drown women but that old hag put a spell on me
so i can't turn back into a guy when hot water
Kyo: THATS WHY YOU TRY POURING HOT WATER ON ME!
Ranko: yes
Tohru: why did your father do that?
Ranko: training.... I thought cat boy here was like shampoo a girl who fall in spring of drown cat
Tohru: who names they daughter SHAMPOO!?!?!??!?!!?
Ranko: i don't know and everyone i know who felled into the springs blames me
Tohru: oh thats not nice did you make them fall
Ranko: only 2
Tohru: .....
Ranko: i am hunger got food?
Kyo: yea we got food not for you
Tohru: i'll make everyone lunch
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-4 hours later-
Tohru: is there something wrong?
Ranko: i miss my family and friends *sighs*
Tohru: oh
Ranko: do you think i could go home with you?
Tohru: i have to stay here with my friends
Ranko: okay but may i still here tonight?
Tohru: okay
Ranko: thank you i'll help you with anything you need
Tohru: wanna help me make dinner?
Ranko: OKAY *looks happy*
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-5 minutes later-
Ranko: okay how can i help?
Tohru: do you know how to make rice balls?
Ranko: yea...
Tohru: can you make them?
Ranko: okay *starts making them*
Tohru: *starts cooking the other stuff*
Kyo: *looks jealous* tohru can i help?
Tohru: oh Kyo are you jealous of ranko
Ranko: akane.....
Tohru: is something wrong ranko?
Ranko: oh it's nothing
Kyo: who is akane?
Ranko: one of my Fiancees i had i fight with her before i magical appeared here
Kyo: 1!?!??!?!!?
Ranko: yea i have a lot of fiancees
Kyo: .....
Tohru: isn't that wrong
Ranko: i don't wanna marry anyone right now...
Tohru: oh
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-after dinner-
Ranko: i am going to bed
Kyo and Tohru: night ranko
Ranko:*goes to the guestroom and lays down wondering if this is a dream, if she will see her friends and family again, and
many other things* home..... *then she looked at the watch the watch had a new symbol on it the watch started to glow*
Tohru and Kyo: *sees the light when they ran into the room ranko was gone* ranko?
(end of chapter 2)
--- -at the kindergarten from Hanamaru Kindergarten-
Anzu, Koume, and hiiragi: *see a glowing light then appeared a little red hair girl*
Ranko: where am i now? *looks around and sees the little kids in kindergarten outfits* i must at a preschool or something...
Anzu: where did she come from?
Hiiragi: i don't know
Anzu: lets say hi
Koume: no lets just go play
Ranko:*see the kids and smiles* h-h-hi
Anzu: *walks to ranko* hiee
Hiiragi: hi
Koume:*behind anzu and hiiragi*
Ranko: h-h-hi where am i i don't know
Anzu:*smiles* the kindergarten duh
Ranko: i am am ran ranko
Hiiragi: i am hiiragi
Anzu: i am anzu and this *puts koume in the front* Koume
Koume: h-h-hi
Ranko: hi koume anzu and hiiragi it's very nice to meet you
Hiiragi: nice to meet you too
Naozumi: *walks to them and bends down* and who is this?
Ranko: i am ranko nice to meet you
Naozumi: will ranko how you get here?
Ranko: don't ask
Nazumi: *walks to the front of the room* nap time then we will have sacks
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-30 minutes later-
Ranko:*wakes up everyone else but nazumi was sleeping*
Nazumi:*whispers* come here
Ranko: *walks to nazumi* yes
Nazumi: come with me *walks into the room over there was no one there*
Ranko: *follows* y-yes?
Nazumi: we have no poof that you were ever born or going to this class
Ranko: *thinks what do i say* what do you you mean?
Nazumi: there is no poof you ever existed
Ranko: huh i sorry i don't understand what *looks around* we we are all alone
Anzu: Ts-thsuchida *runs away*
Ranko: *slaps him* LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID that poor little girl is heart broken you you LOLICON *runs and catchs up with anzu* Anzu-chan
Anzu: oh ranko-chan what was that you like thsuchia?
Ranko: no i don't i am in love with someone *sighs* but i don't know if i'll ever see her again
Anzu: poor ranko-chan *hugs ranko* you will lets go back inside
Ranko: anzu.....KEEP TRYING TO GET THSUCHIA'S LOVE *smiles*
Anzu: I WILL *smiles back as they walk back into the classroom*
Nazumi: *thinks* that little girl slapped me.....
Anzu: *jumps on nazumi* i forgive you
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-30 minuters later-
Ranko: *looks up* i wish i could go home
Anzu:*whispers to hiiragi and koume* ranko looks sad
Hiiragi:*whispers* yea
Koume: why are you sad ranko? you can go home later
Ranko: *sighs* maybe....
Anzu:*leaves*
Hiiragi: why not?
Ranko: because i meant -looks in a mirror- WHAT why do i look like that that's not me
Koume: who would it be?
Ranko: not me
Koume and Hiiragi: oh okay...... *whispers* wacko
Anzu: *walks in with a watermelon* here
Koume: i going to go play *leaves*
Ranko:*takes it* t-thank you *eats it*
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-the end of the day-
Ranko:*most of everyone is gone now it was only her and the teachers ranko watchs the teachers work*
Nazumi: wheres your mommy
Ranko:: don't have one
Nazumi: your daddy?
Ranko: the old man oh he is lets say out of town
Nazumi: do you someone to stay with?
Ranko: *thinks* Tohru but what if she doesn't exist here
Nazumi: so?
Ranko: no it's okay i will do something *smiles*
Nazumi: i guess you can stay with me tonight
Ranko: *punches him* YOU LOLICON *runs out the kindergarten* i i watch to go back home *the watch made a new symbol and poof
she was gone*
Nazumi: RANKO WAIT *when he ran out all he saw was the wind blowing a piece of paper in the wind*
(end of chapter 3)
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-in sage (from A little show fairy sugar) house-
Ranko: *a bight light flashed and ranko now looked like a little fairy*
Sugar: saga saga saga
Saga: yes sugar?
Sugar: theirs a fairy i don't know *points to the red hair*
Saga: oh i wonder what she is?
Ranko: hi *thinks* everything is so big
Saga: hi i am saga
Sugar: hi am suger the snow fairy
Ranko: i am ranko
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-30 minuters later-
Sugar: saga and me are best friends we do everything together
Saga: yep
Ranko: so you guys fight each other
Sugar: no thats not what friends do
Ranko: my friends and i do
Sugar: ....
Ranko: yea *looks at the sky*
Sugar: so do you have family and what do you do with them
Ranko: pops and me fight everyday and my mother trys to kill me
Sugar: do you like your family and friends?
Ranko: yea i do
Sugar: you need to be nice to them like go out and buy food
Ranko: i do that all the time
Sugar: with your own money
Ranko: .... <<
Sugar: you need to show them you care right saga?
Saga: yep help them and stuff
Ranko: hmm
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-4 hours later-
Sugar: saga lets show Ranko around
Saga: okay
Ranko: *thinks* they look like really good friends no of my friends are like that
Saga: ranko you coming?
Ranko: wait for me *flies to them*
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-1 hour later-
Sugar: saga
Saga: yes?
Suger: may we have waffle
Saga: okay *goes and buys 3 waffles*
Sugar: thank you saga
Saga: your welcome waffles are sugars favorite food
Ranko:*thinks* i don't know my friends favorite food maybe i am not as good of a friend as i thought *looks sad*
Sugar: something wrong? *starts to eat*
Saga: *starts to eat too*
Ranko: *eating but still thinking* i been train in anything goes martial arts but i think i need some more training
training in something more then martial arts *eats it all*
Saga: *gets down and so does sugar* that was good
Sugar: thank you saga
Ranko: PLEASE TRAIN ME
Sugar: what do you mean
Saga: yes i don't understand
Ranko: please train me to be a.....
Saga: a?
Sugar: a fairy? you are one hehehehe
Ranko: to be a good friend like you guys
Sugar and Saga: okay *both blushes*
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-10 mins later-
Ranko: this is harder the martial art training *looks tired and mad*
Saga: you want to be a good friend right?
Ranko: yea
Sugar: okay then lets start over
Ranko: okay
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-5 very very long hours-
Ranko: *tired* did i get it right
Saga: yes
Sugar: YEP YEP YOU GOT IT YOU GOT IT *does a dance*
Ranko: may eat now i got
*flash back to 5 hours and 5 minutes ago*
Saga: this isn't going anywhere
Sugar: i know i know i know
Saga: what?
Sugar: Ranko can't eat till she gets being a good friend
Saga: good plan
Ranko: bad plan bad plan please don't don't say okay
Saga: okay....
Ranko: thank you
Saga: we will do what sugar said
Ranko: noooooooo
*back to the right time*
Ranko: *looks at the watch with a new symbol and thinks* i understand *a bright light shined and she was gone let again*
Saga: *walks in with the food* ranko i have the.... where is ranko?
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